Neither of us have written a blog post since January. I guess this was a busy semester. Speaking of semesters, I feel like sharing what I have learned by reading the bathroom walls throughout my time at HSU. Here goes:
Virgins = Unicorns
One person likes, one person thinks the unicorn is fat. I like that this person likes being a unicorn!
I Should Be Getting Paid For This:
The original person wrote $100. The ante then was upped to $1 Million. By this logic, so far today I should have been paid $8 Million. I haven't left the house yet.
Curves Are Sexy:
I like this one because when you are sitting there, doing your business, you look up and are reminded of how sexy real women are. Sometimes when I'm on the pot I need a reminder...
Help A Chicken Out:
Word up little chicky.
The Water:
This very well could have been put up by Troy in a disguised attempt to remind me to drink water throughout the day. It wouldn't be the first time...
Legit:
I'm game.
The Man of 4 Words:
This guy sits above the sinks. I have hung out with him many times while washing my hands. I came to really appreciate his tatted up knees.
